Space Drone Attack!
Why the "Space Aliens" Never Come to Appalachia
My buddy Clif High is estatic! His foretelling algorithms have peaked the big time for the matterium. Nobody is talking about drones and space aliens more than you are!
Now these machines are funneling in from the oceans! The mind control is underway as the psychological operations bear fruit in a terrified populace, spooked out of their gourds.
Didya know that this is a show for your amusement? Yes - that, and the very real possibility that you are their next target in the next great psyop of mankind.
These lovely drones are likely preparing your bed with a glorious mist of toxins to inspire the production of the next great Disease X, the more horrible, the better.
Loons like the calamity-festering Peter Hotez are drumming up the excitement like bad kids under the delusions of demons.
Professor Courtney Brown is delighted to point out that the Feds and globalists just aren’t that good. The alien problem is global and he knows that space aliens are real.
War of the Worlds has returned again, but only fear if you think you should. Big guv knows nothing about any of this great hokum. They are innocent as doves. The Deep State will take care of the rest.
The truth is that those of us that live here in Appalachia know that we have absolutely nothing to concern ourselves with. That’s because the universe fears US!
What hapless soul, whether Klaus Schwab or not, wants to deal with the original Hatfield-McCoy victory dance of the mountains? The cold truth is that the Deep State and its globalist minions fear the cold as steel machinations of the mountain people.
They are in abject terror of the mountain people. The highly inbred locals would enjoy massive shooting contests, and the carnage would never stop until the last drone was down.
The largest obstacle is the horrible weather this time of year. The drones would rust solid or collapse from the weight of the humid air and the rainy season.
Many of the locals need the space alien scrap to support their drug habits.
Even worse, the space aliens would have nobody to show off for but the trees most of the time.
The truth is that we are simply too busy here in Appalachia: too busy living, too busy dying, too busy making whoopee, too busy working hard to bother with most of that modern tech that “superiors” keep trying to grift upon us here.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and the likes of Loretta Lynn don’t fear that either. The cold rationale in their hearts would terrify the most cold-blooded statist, fascist or demon-worshiping space alien. We come from sterner stuff.
The mountains are the perfect place to live, but you aren’t needed here. After the bad weather, the trees and the critters rule the roost. The locals live with the clean up as they look upwards with their guns. The earth and its children are much stronger than you think. Nature will have the last laugh.
https://rumble.com/v5zpoy2-you-wont-believe-the-real-reason-these-drones-are-flying-above-americas-cit.html
One of the stories behind the drone mania in New Jersey https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/event-status/event/2024/20241213en.html